Instagram is the latest sensation in town, winning over users from all over the globe with these of posting pictures with numerous filters and funny Instagram captions. It’s not very easy to think of a caption that can bag you heaps of likes but we’ll make it massively simpler for you with these options:
1. I don’t have dirty thinking; I have a suggestive mind’s eye.
2. Act Smart, Eat Hard, Sleep Fast.
3. God has great powers, must be hard to pay all those bills!
4. Hey, I’ll be available in 3 days! If not just read my caption o’er.
5. I’m not lazy. I’m just in my energy saving mode.
6. After Tuesday even the calendar goes WTF!!
7. Girls who can run in heels should be dreaded.
8. Good shoes take you good places.
9. I need a six-month holiday, two times a year.
10. You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a truly giant cliff. I scream, “Do a flip!”
11. Daydream devotee…
12. Well frolicked.
13. Light travels quicker than sound. This is why some people seem upbeat until they speak.
14. All these sea monster witticisms are just Kraken me up.
15. The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
16. Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
Funny Instagram captions need not only be hilarious, they can also be pick-up lines!
17.If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
18. My doctor says I’m deficient in Vitamin U
19. Are you an omelet? Since you’re making me eggcited.
20. Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!
21. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
22. Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real!
23. I know you’re busy today but can you put me on your list of things to do?
24. “How do I like my eggs? In cake.”
25. “I have hunger management concerns.”
26. “When the waiter asked what I’d like, I handed the menu back and said, “yes, please!”
27. “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, begging it to be a muffin.”
28. “WTF (where’s the food)?”
29. “Why cake? It’s somebody’s birthday someplace!”
30. Blood type: matte black with a touch of gold.
31. Confidence level: Selfie with nope filters.
32. There’s always a wild side to a guiltless look.
33. I don’t need your endorsement, darling. I have my own.
34. So you’re telling me I have a chance.
35. Yea, dating is the in thing but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
36. Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t understand that.
37. I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.
38. I liked memes before they were on Instagram
39. Need an ark? I Noah guy.
40. I had fun once, it was horrifying.
So here’s the real deal of funny Instagram captions! We can’t help but wonder how many of these will be up in your photos today!